Asiamania!/Transcript

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(opening title song, then Fairly Oddparents special-like credits)

(Richie is on Harvyond animating a Harvey Girls sex tape for 1 minute, until the Bloogey Boys show up)

Melvin: It's all over, bitch!

Richie: I didn't do anything.

Melvin: Let me see... (sees sex tape animation) Oh oh oh! Richie! How dare you make a sex tape! You are grounded for 45 days! For your punishment, you're going to Asia with the Harvey Girls for 45 days of your groundings!

Richie: Aw crap. How I do it?

(Richie got a message in phone and read it)

Richie: Attention: The contest. Answer the question and you will win a 45-day tour of Asia. That's the solve.

(Harvey Girls watching the films on tablet. Richie comes)

Richie: Girls! Girls! I have a big fucking news.

Audrey: If you have something important, why are you holding us in suspense and tell us right now?

Richie: Remember the contest, in which you had to answer the question?

Dot: Yeah. So what is it?

Richie: Wait... (shows a tickets to the Asia trip). Here!

Lotta: Are they tickets? To the Asia trip?

Dot: You won the another tickets?

Richie: Yeah. We will visit th the countries in Asia - from Japan, China, India and many others. So what you say?

Audrey: I would love to see the tigers in India, and who know what else...

Dot: In China will be a New Year celebrity in which we'll learn about dragons and fireworks.

Lotta: Sounds cool. When we'll move.

Richie: In half an hour. We need something for this trip.

Dot: So where do we start?

(Richie shows a map of Asia)

Audrey: Whoa. This is so big continent.

Dot: Which country will we start with?

Richie: Countries! (Singing a Rescue Pack parody) # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # In Asia there's Afghanistan, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Brunei, Cambodia, We will visit all the countries! # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # In Asia there's China, Georgia, Georgia's not the US state, the Asian country, and Hong Kong, and India, a gleaming estate, We will visit all the countries! # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # In Asia there's Indonesia, Iran and Iraq are twins, a different last letter, Israel, Japan, and Jordan join in, We will visit all the countries! # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # In Asia there's Kazakhstan, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, the Laos, Lebanon, Macau, Malaysia, and Maldives, oh yeah it's getting big, We will visit all the countries! # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # In Asia there's Mongolia, Myanmar, Nepal and North Korea, and Oman, and don't you forget Pakistan, We will visit all the countries! # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # In Asia there's a lot to see, in Palestine, the Philippines, even Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and Singapore, the biggest is Russia, We will visit all the countries! # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # In Asia there's the very best ones, South Korea, Sri Lanka, Syria, Taiwan, Tajikistan, and Thailand, and Timor Leste, We will visit all the countries! # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # In Asia there's Turkey, and, Turkmenistan, and United Arab Emirates, Uzbekistan, Vietnam, and finally Yemen, We will visit all the countries! # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! # # Continent of the century! # # Ohhhhh ASIA! #

Audrey: So? Where we'll move?

Lotta: Let's to Japan first!

Richie: Okay.

(The SkyMansion lands on Japan)

Richie: Welcome in Japan. We're in Tokyo.

Dot: Tokyo - one of the most populous cities in the world. Apparently it has a lot of attractions.

Audrey: Well? Where to begin?

Lotta: Yeah, Richie? Where to begin?

Richie: Oh, shit, so many things to see. You know, Tokyo Disneyland, the Hello Kitty World thingy, this anime studio...

Audrey: Fuck you! We are not going to all of these!

Dot: Yeah, because I have been getting my thesis.

Richie: Well, let's go to the sushi shop.

Audrey: You know what? You're right, I've been hungry for some time.

Dot: Me too. Besides, I would like to try some Japanese food like sushi.

Richie: Well, what we waiting for? Let's go.

(At the sushi shop)

gloria: hey richie wow you’re dressed already

richie : yep because i take the harvey girls at the shop

gloria: well lets pick something special

richie: ok